What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?